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How Can I Get My Girlfriend To…

Toronto Dating — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:16:34 +0000

Ah, yes: What guys want their girlfriends to do and what girls want their boyfriends to do are quite different, at least in the order (no shock, really). According to Google, the search phrases starting with ‘how can I get my girlfriend to…’ and ‘how can I get my boyfriend to…’ produce different results. Women want a proposal; guys want, ummm, something else.

India Matrimonial Site: Google Matrimonial

Toronto Dating — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:25:43 +0000

What’s the lastest matrimonial site for those in India? Google Matrimonial, of course. Ok, not quite, but check out this comic that depicts just how a Indian matrimonial site run by Google may work. All of your Google searches and Gmail emails come into play for how you rank and who you should be matched with. It’ll then update your Orkut profile for you!

Can’t Get a Girlfriend?

Toronto Dating — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:40:47 +0000

Can’t get a girlfriend? Look no further than taking legal action. You see the Axe deodorant commericals show ads where, if you wear Axe, women will will be all over you. A man in India is taking that literally, and thus suing the company for his lack of success with the ladies. An Axe commercial, below.

Video Dating Profiles

Toronto Dating — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:41:18 +0000

Ahhh… I’m not sure how much this is done anymore, now that online dating has taken over, but here’s a bit of retro video dating profile clips.

Dating Montage
Uploaded by smithy00101. – Watch original web videos.

Dating Ad ‘Mocked’ For Movie Ad

Toronto Dating — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:58:13 +0000

This is good stuff. You think it’s a typical ‘Looking for a hot date in your area’ banner ad, when, out of nowhere, the ‘hot date’ is attacked, and the ‘real’ ad revealed. Love it. [via AdFreak]

New Online Dating Service: Satan’s Swingers

Toronto Dating — Sat, 02 May 2009 13:27:29 +0000

… ok, maybe not. But a catchy name none the less! Courtesy of Tweeter PolarKoala. No need though, there are enough swinger-type so-called ‘dating services’ around.

Hockey Game Date: Never Date Within The Division

Toronto Dating — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:46:38 +0000

Just in time for the NHL playoffs, Boston Bruins TV reminds us to not date someone who cheers for another team in the same division as yours. In this case, Bruins & Habs.

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I’m Casually Dating a Number of People…

Toronto Dating — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:47:06 +0000

… so I’m not your boyfriend. Ah, yes, but you spend twice as much time with her than with anyone else. Thus, you are her ‘statistically significant other‘. (great comic by xkcd!).

Date a Little Boring? How About Mutual Web Surfing?

Toronto Dating — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:18:46 +0000

… as displayed in this Dilbert cartoon.

Wii Dating

Toronto Dating — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:15:53 +0000